Most cloud providers treat your data like a fragile flower. We treat it like a heavy weight that needs to be dropped on the floor. We specialize in Massive, Hard-Core Infrastructure for businesses that aren't afraid to take a load.
Capacity
UNLIMITED
We have infinite penetration depth.
Latency
0ms
So fast it feels like cheating.
Duration
INFINITE
We don't know how to shut off.
When you ask a standard AWS architect for scaling, they ask you about your budget. When you ask Big Dick Engineering, we ask you about your limits.
We are tired of companies telling us "this is the maximum we can handle." That's not our problem. Our job is to make sure your data is big enough to make the entire region cry.
Our Hardware (And Our Standards)
We don't do "auto-scaling." We do aggressive expansion. When your server hits a hard limit, we don't upgrade; we just build a bigger one next to it until the building collapses.
Read about our sizeWe don't just look for bugs. We find the vulnerabilities that make you feel exposed. We get deep into your code, we get into your firewalls. Sometimes we go deeper than you're comfortable with.
Schedule a deep diveStandard buckets are for people who need privacy. We build open, accessible, massive storage systems. If your data doesn't feel heavy, you're doing it wrong.
See our capacity"Before Big Dick Engineering, I was struggling with a 5TB upload speed. Now? Now I have 500TB. They really made me feel powerful. I'm a better engineer now."
Jim Biggs
CTO, MassiveData Corp